We will begin with introductions.
The First Cat of the house is Lorax, also known as Furball.
She comes when Mr. Man calls, especially if the call includes reference to "treats" (dried anchovies). She does pretty much anything she's not supposed if I'm silly enough to call.
And the beta cat is Melvin, also known as a complete dingbat.
She's pretty much untrainable, but does do wheelies fairly predictably. She's an equal-opportunity feline, though, and loves up on Mr. Man almost as much as she does me. (Nesting is reserved for me only. Silly kitten.)
Oh, lovely kitties ... must skritch ...