February 2006 Archives

When is a Bat Colony not a Bat Colony?

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This is not a great picture (it was a drive-by shooting ;-) but this has been bugging me for a while. They put up about a dozen signs heralding the newly discovered bat colony under the Waugh Street overpass (Hey look! Houston is just as cool as Austin! We got bats too!) but the BAT COLONY part is in scare quotes. Why? Is there only one bat, so he's not really a colony? Or maybe he's not a bat at all, but a pigeon. Or maybe it's a bunch of baseball bats--an art installation? I dunno, but I don't like it.

Waugh Bridge 'Bat Colony'

when you find yourself doing dishes in the bathtub. (Impossible to wash a 6-gallon pot in the sink.)

The MO is a kick-ass cook.

I want some ribbons too!

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Hello Cthulhu

Okay, so start at the beginning, but I love this one....

This is what friends are for

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TxB sent me this link: Hello Kitty guitar. Now really, how freakin' cool is that??? Maybe I should have kept up with those guitar lessons after all.... (And Lizzy, you could get the Badtz Maru bass and we could be a chick band! Of course, one of us would have to learn to sing....)

DVR rocks. UNLESS....

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you want to record a show on TBS or whatever-station-that-is that starts shows at 5 minutes after the hour. DAMMIT. I've lost the last scene of four Sex and the City episodes. (Yeah, I know this is no great loss, but still. I can only watch it when the MO isn't at home, and it kind of sucks to lose the ending. And it does have moments. If you're a girl.)

Dude, that's a lotta flags

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I found this on a random search for "texas flag specification". What I was hoping for was a layout kind of thing....

Update:
Duh. Should have known to go to wikipedia....

Brokeback George

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Confessions of a Community College Dean: Men in Hats, or, I'm Glad I Don't Teach Composition Anymore

Although Curious George and Brokeback Mountain share many similarities, they also share many differences. Both involve men in hats, but the meaning of the hat changes.

(It really would be amusing if someone plagiarized this spoof and turned it in.... Via Unlocked Wordhoard.)

Snail Mail

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In that same issue of Create (I'm browsing my magazines whilst separating downloaded "digiscrap" alpha images--I hate it when they include the whole alphabet in a single .png file, but hey, when it's a free download, who am I to complain...) and on the same page, for that matter (I'm doing rather more separating than reading, which is good, because my TODO folder is pretty full) is the following:

The U.S. Postal Service unveiled research about how Generation X and Y interact with mail. The findings conclude that young consumers are more likely to read and respond to printed material such as flyers, circulars, catalogs and newsletters that reach them through the mailbox--70 percent of Generation X and 82 percent of Generation Y sort through their mail immediately.

Okay, so. "More likely" than who? (Whom? As an admitted grammar geek, that one still bothers me, and the web isn't being much help.) Presumably previous generations? That seems unlikely to me. Being part of "Generation X" myself, I know that while I do like "real mail" I only like it when it's really real. That is, when it's (a) from someone I know or (b) about something I want to know about.

Now, I'll admit, there is a sort of fascination with snail mail--witness the resurgence of interest in mail art (RAKs, postcrossing, etc.)--but that doesn't mean I'm actually reading my junk mail. Everyone I know is fully familiar with the concept of spam, and we understand that it can be in physical or digital form. My email junk folder has an analog equivalent in my office trash can. The only difference in my approach is that I actually open the physical credit card offers in order to shred the page containing my name and address (and often snicker at how out-of-date and/or incorrect the name is--multiple marriages and an unusual first name will mess your average database). Unsolicited email? Open it? Not on your life.

And who thinks that "sorting through" one's mail is equivalent to reading it? Now, I've sure met some dumb kids, but while they might lack basic math and communications skills, they are not necessarily incredulous consumers. After all, these young'uns have been exposed to well-publicized scams for their entire lives. If anything, our kids (and their kids) should be getting more cynical rather than more gullible.

The final force at work here that makes me doubt the significance of this finding is the proliferation of the life-hacking getting-things-done mentality. WE ALL have too much to do. WE ALL have to establish routines and cut corners wherever we can. So yeah, I sort my mail as soon as I get it. And 99% of it goes straight to the round file. (And if the Post Office would act as my spam filter, would I pay for that? YOU BET YOUR SWEET @$$ I WOULD!! Is anybody listening??)

Best Use of Qualifying Text

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On p23 of the Spring 2006 issue of Create is a blurb about the Pantone Color Cue 2 (which is actually kind of cool, although completely useless to me, both of which points are entirely tangential to my point) that contains the text "...an 8-ounce unit that is smaller than a mouse (computer mouse)." Well, that just puts it right off my list. If this piece of technology is any bigger than a real-live mouse, I'm just not interested. (Does it squeak? That might help....)

"I mean, I don't want to move to Kansas or anything,

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but their quarter kicks ass."

The MO said some clever stuff, too, but honestly? I don't remember....

Happy Anniversary, sweetie :-)

Miscellany

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We had beautiful weather for Valentine's Day:
Early Spring

How come projects expand to fill all available time? I have many projects ongoing at the moment. They are expanding. I am not good at setting "good enough" mid-points. I want everything perfect from the get-go. So sometimes I feel like I'm not getting anything done at all.... [I'm actually quite good at this at work--it just doesn't carry through to my personal projects.]

Melvin had an encounter with a porch kitty through the living room window last night. I thought she was going to explode right out of her skin and/or break the window. She was so agitated that she tackled Lorax, who had just wandered in to see what the fuss was.

I think these illustrations would make some really awesome scrapbook pages. (Latest favorite blog--lots of good browsing there.)

See? Miscellany. But now I feel like I've accomplished something ;-)

Kitty Salon

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Okay, so I'm a little slow catching on to this whole scrapbooking thing. I've been a member at scrapbook-bytes for two years now, and only just found out about "challenges" (apparently it pays to read the newsletter) and this is the result of a "sketch challenge" which was a lot of fun. The host provides a sort of generic layout (and an example), and then you fill it up with your stuff. It was actually pretty easy to convert the sketch into a template in FotoFusion, so now I can start with the same layout any time. I'm having so much fun putting together my "year in pictures" from 2005 that I figured maybe I'd get a head-start on 2006 (ha) so I found some good kitty pix and "rose to the challenge" (I think).

Kitty Salon

Nightmare in the Making

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Ugh. Top Gear is a great Brit car show, but the episode they're showing now, they're drowning a car. With the dude in it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Turning off the tv and going to bed NOW. Happy thoughts! Bunnies and kitties!! Holy shit.

The Beads are Here!

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Just look at these goodies!

The Beads are Here!

My moms & I ordered together from Fire Mountain to get the quantity discount, and I got the shipment today. Some stuff was backordered, but still a gorgeous selection! I love love loooooove beadies....

In this picture: red aventurine, peach aventurine, red jasper, rhodonite, mookite, unakite, autumn jasper, jade, and jadeite. The red stuff isn't really quite as red as it looks (on my monitor, at any rate) but it is all beautiful. We tried to get stuff that "goes together" and we did a much better job than usual. In real life, the aventurine, jasper and rhodonite look quite smashing together. Also got some Swarovski crystals in what turned out to be fairly random colors that don't really go with the gemstones after all, but you can't really call a swaro bead ugly no matter what. So I guess it's time to put together a Bead Party and make some stuff! Woohoo!

WTF?

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What the heck kind of search is "super bowl xl lorax" ? I mean, I guess I understood why my site came up, but talk about some unrelated subjects....

I haven't checked my referrer logs for a while and there is all kinds of interesting stuff in there. I am loving "judas unchained front cover what are the ships" -- the MO opines that the big ship is the Second Chance. I think maybe a lifeboat (I'm being deliberately vague because the MO is still reading J.U.)

Some kindred spirit searched for "magpies birds and jewels" and ended up on the TMI main page. Very appropriate :-) Also some hits for TMI on "pineapple quartz". HELLO, PEOPLE, IT'S GLASS! It's very pretty glass, and I happily buy it, but it *is* glass....

I also continue to get hits for RMS, which makes me very happy. Hopefully people read my reviews and then promptly take their cars to these fine mechanics. And just this weekend we noticed that they seem to be open on Saturdays now! That is hugely convenient.

The intarweb is soooo cool.

Update:

Hee hee, the MO got a hit for "how long is halftime". Ha! The answer is: if you're in the band, not long enough. Otherwise, too long. Not applicable to the NFL, of course, unless you're Mick Jagger, who maybe had to drag out that last song juuuuust a biiiiit to fill his twelve minutes....

The MO's hits are always guns (#1), food (#2) or football (#3). Overwhelmingly guns, though.

Those Cwazy Dux are Everywhere....

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This was unexpected. Long after seeing this photo on the cover of an Orvis catalog I saw this:

Cwazy Dux

Even though they're just silhouettes, they're obviously the same exact ducks. How cool!

(I took that photo from my car, sitting next to this truck at a stop light. Dang, my car is short. Just like me... I only notice it in pictures ;-)

I Have Become My Work

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Talking to a customer this morning, he told me about an IT meeting he had been in where several of the attendees were unfamiliar with the technical details of the project he is implementing. (My product is a tool that he is using on his project.) He and the others that I have contact with kept saying things like, "Okay, we'll have Darcy do that," and finally one of the other folks asks, "What is this DARCY system that is doing all this stuff?" leading to comments about HAL and whatnot... So I'm not just a programmer any more, I'm a whole system!!

[Hm. I noticed I don't have a Work category. Mostly I guess my work isn't bloggable....]

Canceling the American Xbox Idol

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So you want to cancel your xbox live account. You can't do it online, of course. Turns out you have to call on the phone (800 4MY-XBOX, by the way). Okay, at least it's an 800 number. So I call this number, on speakerphone at work, expecting lots of hold time, and after following all the menus I get several moments of silence and then... some guy rapping. Badly. And rudely. Huh? "Hello? Is this Microsoft?" No response. Just more singing. I can hear the chatter of the call center in the background, so I figure I'm in some guys queue but something is screwed up and he doesn't know I'm there. Sure enough, someone else teases him about his singing and he goes off about how he should have been on American Idol. After sharing the fun with the rest of the office, I hang up and try again. And get the same thing!! So apparently they have something really messed up in their phone menus right now....

I finally tried a different menu tree and got to a person who was very nice and canceled my account right away, especially after I told her about the phone mixup. And just in case you're ever in this boat, if you're trying to cancel a TRIAL account, you can actually do that from your xbox console, as long as the automatic renewal date hasn't hit. I didn't know this because my xbox is not actually hooked up to the internet (yeah, I know, so why the xbox live account, long boring story) but once you've paid, you're stuck and you can only cancel by phone.

It did liven up the morning, though!

Striped City

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nolafugees.com: Local Tabby Declares Neighborhood "Striped City"

This neighborhood will be striped by the end of the day, said Stevenson, a seven-and-a-half-year-old orange tabby cat, who likes to think of himself as the Mayor of the 3rd Ward.

Stevenson then crunched on some Iams lamb and rice flavored cat food left outside by SPCA volunteers, licked his paws, and sprayed a banana plant.

(Complete with cute kitty pictures. Link via Laurence Simon.)

Literary Sympathy

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The MO is reading Pandora's Star--he wanted to wait 'til he had Judas Unchained in hand before starting--and he's nearly done and just said, "I understand why you were pissed when you finished this book," meaning that things are really getting going and there are obviously not enough pages left for any sort of satisfactory conclusion. "You had to wait, what, two years??" Yeah. I felt the pain. That's part of why all nine-hundred-some-odd pages of Judas Unchained went down in a week....

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