I glanced at the title of this link
U.S. man seeks $1.6 mln in dead dog suit
and it wasn't til several minutes later that I realized the guy was probably suing somebody about his pet, not wearing an incredibly nasty piece of haberdashery.
Apparently it takes a while for the brain to really get going in the morning....
Ewwwww! Need caffine...more caffine...goooood caffine...