protein wisdom mad-libs
Mr. Wisdom offers a mad-libesque formula for generating a fearsome war cry. So far my favorite example (in the original context) is skinbad's (11th comment) but it seems to me this is kind of a multi-purpose tool. For example, the saucy squirrel in Kim's reader's story yesterday might have considered
We the cleverly scurrilous fluffy-tailed brigade of nutmunchers are eagerly looking for the big clumsy hairless ones to come to our impenetrable and cozy winter hideout for a biblical-style ass whoopin' since they are petunias and will be weeded out of the garden of warmth like the trembling flowers they are by our long-toothed big scary squirrels of fear.
That would be the royal we, of course, in this case.