Melvin and Lorax Make Their New Year's Resolutions
Lorax: "I resolve to sleep as much as possible. Preferably near the Man. I also resolve to pester him for petting at least half my waking hours. And shed. And pounce on Melvin whenever she least expects it, which is pretty much any time, because she forgets, you know...."
Melvin: "Ummm, well, I guess I'll continue to be cute and clueless. Is that a rezzawatchamallit? Isn't it great how my eyes coordinate with the dining room walls? And how I look so nice next to flowers? I love to eat flowers. Hey, is that a buggie down there?"