A Missed Opportunity
I saw one of these the other day and I thought it said "WAGNUM". Turns out it really said "MAGNUM" which is not nearly as clever, I think. They should have had the nerve to name it the WAGNUM. If I had one, that's definitely what I would call it. Of course, you only get to call it that if you get the V8 version. And if you gotta drive a station wagon, you might as well drive a V8 station wagon. Station wagnum, I mean.