2Slick: I've Got Mail!
thanks for protecting the saudi royal family and lining dick cheney's pockets once again.
Thank you for giving me so much credit! I feel like I helped to protect a lot of people from a lot of bad things, and of course that makes me feel good. If you were especially concerned for the Saudi royals, then I'm glad to have helped put your mind at ease about that. I, for one, was more concerned about protecting my buddies on the battlefield as well as my friends and family back home, but we all have our priorites.
(2Slick fisks a less-than-complimentary email and delightfully perverts the sender's original sentiments.)