If I'd Had a Laptop
I'd have live-blogged the parts of the Miss Texas beauty pageant that I watched this evening whilst flipping channels. I had a couple of glasses of wine, so my catty remarks were quite amusing to me ;-) But really, I have only two questions about the whole thing.
- Who makes up the geographical divisions? Why does River Oaks (a neighborhood--not even an entire suburb--in Houston) get their own contestant while the entire Hill Country (including who knows how many entire counties, if not as much moolah) also gets one contestant?
- Why did so many of them choose the aqua bathing suit over the brown one? The brown one was much more flattering. Maybe they thought the aqua one made them look more tan.
- Okay, three questions. Why do these chickees, presumably young women, already look like they've been botoxed within an inch of their lives?
That's it for the social commentary.
In other boob-tube news (ha, a pun ;-) I've decided that Footballer's Wive$ is pretty much fun to watch. Go tivo!
Oh, I just thought of
- Who taught Miss Laredo to walk? She galumphs. Even I walk better in heels than she does, and that is not a compliment, as I suspect that I look like I'm in mortal fear of breaking my neck. Which I am in anything over 1/2 inch.
Oh. And Jason Varitek, Brad Wilkerson, Juan Encarnacion and Jason Kubel? Collectively, you all SUCK for taking tonight off ALL AT THE SAME TIME, thereby blowing my chance to upset the #1 team in Texas League V. Thanks a lot.